Philosophical question

If you are so pale that you are almost translucent to you really exist?  I was flipping through a magazine and there was a pull out makeup scale (see picture).  Well for fun I started playing with it (what? I was bored) only to find out it is in fact true, I am the whitest of the white.  In fact I could be an understudy for Snow White.  Which is sad because I love the sun.  We are like starcrossed lovers (truth- because the sun is in fact a star).  A few years ago I had a report come back at the doctors that suggested tanning beds and beaches were more like frienemies than the best friends I thought they were.  But I still miss them so...